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Carroll Gardens, BK Fat Kid Rating: Morbidly Obese Henceforth, my life will be measured in two eras: Pre-Lucali’s and Post-Lucali’s. As I write this post, I am living 1 week Post-Lucali’s. I’ve spent the past week getting my emotions in check and my thoughts in order. I needed to take time to digest my thoughtsContinue reading “Lucali”

Home Fat Kid Rating: Fat *Cracks knuckles in anticipation to get started* It’s been a while. I’m sorry I left you guys hanging. I sit here a couple of pounds heavier and a little more weary of wearing anything Dri-Fit. It just hugs you differently. If you’ve ever thought the same; I feel for you.Continue reading “Eating in 2020”

Chinatown, NYC Fat Kid Rating: Fat Chinatown is as close to a different world as you can get. Where else can you get a massage on the the street, go down a flight of stairs and see gargantuan shrimp sitting on ice, and buy tank tops and tube socks in bulk? Chinatown is a beautifulContinue reading “Hwa Yuan”

Worldwide Fat Kid Rating: Fat I’m sitting on my couch writing this post feeling incredibly blessed to be in good health: with no bumps, bruises, broken bones, stab wounds, or gun shot wounds. No Gagans were hurt in the making of this post. That being said, reviewing this sandwich has been a journey spanning overContinue reading “Popeyes”

Long Island City, NY Fat Kid Rating: Obese I literally started this blog to rave about this place. Don’t get me wrong; I’ve been thinking about sharing my fat kid diaries for a while now. This place pushed me OVER THE EDGE. The world needs to hear about Adda. I’m blessed to be from aContinue reading “Adda”